Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Vegan Russell Brand?

Famous Vegans & Heroes, Russell Brand - Vegan Aspirations

famous vegan russell brand

Russell Brand is allegedly planning celibacy and going vegan.

This could be a bit of a double edged sword. At the moment vegans have a reputation for being more 'sexually robust' and being better lovers. If Russell Brand (3 times a day if you believe the tabloids) turns vegan then stops having sex........ how will that affect the vegan statistics?


Bird* said...

he'll be having more sex than ever because he won't have all that dead rotting flesh rotting in his intestines and slowing him down.

jennconspiracy said...

3 times/day is not usual?

Tony - FoodsforLife said...

3 times a day

Yeah that was 'different lovers' not 'bowel movements' big boy.

Statistically that's not usual and is a recipe for ending up like King Henry the 8th - riddled and crippled with STDs

jennconspiracy said...

Ah - well, 3x/day with same lover vs 3 different lovers/day is totally different. Much more time consuming and difficult to manage.

patzin said...

Russ is already a vegetarian - no rotting flesh in his intestines.