Russell Brand is allegedly planning celibacy and going vegan.
This could be a bit of a double edged sword. At the moment vegans have a reputation for being more 'sexually robust' and being better lovers. If Russell Brand (3 times a day if you believe the tabloids) turns vegan then stops having sex........ how will that affect the vegan statistics?
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he'll be having more sex than ever because he won't have all that dead rotting flesh rotting in his intestines and slowing him down.
3 times/day is not usual?
3 times a day
Yeah that was 'different lovers' not 'bowel movements' big boy.
Statistically that's not usual and is a recipe for ending up like King Henry the 8th - riddled and crippled with STDs
Ah - well, 3x/day with same lover vs 3 different lovers/day is totally different. Much more time consuming and difficult to manage.
Russ is already a vegetarian - no rotting flesh in his intestines.
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