Russell Brand is allegedly planning celibacy and going vegan.
This could be a bit of a double edged sword. At the moment vegans have a reputation for being more 'sexually robust' and being better lovers. If Russell Brand (3 times a day if you believe the tabloids) turns vegan then stops having sex........ how will that affect the vegan statistics?
he'll be having more sex than ever because he won't have all that dead rotting flesh rotting in his intestines and slowing him down.
ReplyDelete3 times/day is not usual?
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ReplyDeleteYeah that was 'different lovers' not 'bowel movements' big boy.
Statistically that's not usual and is a recipe for ending up like King Henry the 8th - riddled and crippled with STDs
Ah - well, 3x/day with same lover vs 3 different lovers/day is totally different. Much more time consuming and difficult to manage.
ReplyDeleteRuss is already a vegetarian - no rotting flesh in his intestines.
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